Monthly Archives: January 2015

25Jan

A Showgirl's Superbowl

Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: A Showgirl's Superbowl

Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: A Showgirl's Superbowl

It’s like a basketball game. You anxiously watch the ball go back and forth. Suddenly, one side makes a play. He shoots! He scores! Touchdown!

 

Okay, I have a confession to make. I don’t know much about sports. But the debate over which city is better, Los Angeles or Las Vegas, seems like the Super Bowl of all arguments.

 

Since I’ve lived in both places, I’ll weigh in.Think of me as the referee while I compare both cities in some popular categories.

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19Jan

How to Lose Weight like a Showgirl

Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: How to Lose Weight Like a Showgirl

Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: How to Lose Weight Like a Showgirl

With so many diet fads, it’s impossible to know which one to choose. Sure, some of them work temporarily, but very few are a long-term solution to weight loss. There is no better way to stay in shape than to have another showgirl around to keep you inspired and motivated to be the best you can be. Plus, it’s the best way to keep an eye on your competition and make sure she never ends up skinnier than you. Because if that happens and by chance you need another job, you can bet she’s going to get it instead.

All it takes to keep the weight off for good is that one dreaded time where you are bigger than your fellow showgirl. It’s an experience that will haunt you forever.

First, let's stress that this is just a hypothetical example of what might happen in a real showgirl situation. This is in no way a confession of something that did (or did not) happen to me at some point in time.

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12Jan

Breaking the Showgirl Code

Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: Breaking the Showgirl Code

Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: Breaking the Showgirl Code

Some of you might not know this but I lead a double life. I’m also a super-secret agent, protecting the nation by fighting crime and decoding classified information.

They call me Agent Double D Seven.

Okay, I have a confession to make. I’m not a double D. But I do speak code and I’m going to decode one of the wonders of the world for you: the Showgirl Code.

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