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11Mar

Pop Quiz: What Type of Showgirl Are You?

Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: "Pop Quiz: What Type of Showgirl Are You"

Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: "Pop Quiz: What Type of Showgirl Are You?"

I have narrowed humankind into four distinct types of showgirls: Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy and Bashful. (Okay, I have a confession to make. There are a few others but one was sleeping and the other was doped up at the Doc’s office.)

So take my quiz and find out what type of showgirl you are! Answer yes or no to the following questions. I’ll go first. (I know it’s my quiz, but I decided to take it as well. I promise I didn’t cheat.)

Do you find it easy to stay relaxed and focused under pressure? Yes, especially with muscle relaxants.

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