Maren Wade's Las Vegas Weekly Column
Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: The Truth about the Girl Inside the Cake
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I had seen cakes being baked before, but never from the inside out. t was one of my lifelong dreams to be a glittery showgirl popping out of a birthday cake. But not when they forgot about me ... inside the cake.
Maren Wade's Confessions of a Showgirl: "The Double-Jointed Chicken Dance: A Cautionary Tale" Photo Credit: Patrick Rivera
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Suddenly, I felt the ground falling away beneath my chicken feet. I was flying! No, I was sinking—falling right off the stage and into the audience, tits down and beak up.